Chuck Norris Fan's - Sjekk her!

[danno_O]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Hihihi.

[Clerion]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

 

Oh yeah, mr man! :!:

[Khalifen]

"Chuck Norris have counted to infinity. Twice."

 

Min favoritt

[Lollapalooza]

"Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people" :!:

[royale]

yay! Chuck Norris er best!!

[Pels]

http://mike.wordpress.com/2005/12/13/more-...k-norris-facts/

 

Enda mer :!:

[Lollapalooza]

Denne var bra, men temmelig ustabil.

[Cannibal]

Jeg har sett han i en pornofilm.

[Lollapalooza]

Jeg har sett han i en pornofilm.

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Du har sett Chuck Norris i en pornofilm?

[royale]

Jeg har sett han i en pornofilm.

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tror jeg ikke noe på.

[Bytex]

Peker ned på avataren min.

 

-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

 

Denne stemmer faktisk, han gjorde en film i Hong Kong tidlig på 80-tallet.

Endret 20. januar 2006 av Bitex

[Bytex]

Conan O'Brien (amerikansk talkshow) hadde en hysterisk festlig gjennomgangsvits der han hadde en Chuck Norris-spake bak bordet sitt, og hver gang han trakk i spaken kom et random klipp fra Walker Texas Ranger der Chuck sier noe utrolig fjernt eller teit. Fordi TV-kanalen han jobber i hadde kjøpt rettighetene til alle TR-episodene kunne han vise de når som helst.

Det gikk over flere uker med latterliggjøring, så dukka Chuck selv opp i studio for å konfrontere ham...dødsbra

 

Vet det fins en samling av alle de Late show-klippene et sted.

Endret 20. januar 2006 av Bitex

[KillerX]

LOL! mye bra der!

 

Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.

 

Jesus.. hahahahaha, stakkars chuck norris. Chuck er min helt!

[Bytex]

Jeg liker best

 

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

[LarsP]

Vet det fins en samling av alle de Late show-klippene et sted.

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Tråd: Conan O' Brian - The Walker Texas Ranger Lever

 

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

 

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.

~ Chuck Norris

 

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[Variable]

hahah bestiller tshorter nå haha

LER SÅ JEG GRINER

[ManagHead]

Huff dette var mosomt!! :!: *tørke tårene*

[SvennAndre]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

 

[Bytex]

Chuck Norris is not allowed into swimming competitions. When he enters the pool, the water gets the fuck out of his way and he walks across the pool floor instead.

[Skagen]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Endret 23. januar 2006 av skag1