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...you ask your neighbor if they have any quests for you

 

...you put screenshots of your characters into the family photo album

 

... when you shoot an arrow at someone and expect them to live

 

...you tell your sister her name is against the naming policy

 

... you continously attempt to enter a realm even though blizzard has informed you that there will be a very long downtime.

 

... you go out and attempt to sell handstitched boots for silver

 

...you talk to someone in the church and say, "I would like to train further in the ways of the light."

 

...when you start imitating /train in real life.

 

... When you wonder if the neighbors cat is skinnable.

... If you try.

 

… you take off your glasses to clean them, and wonder what their stats are as you re-equip them.

 

...You refer to your phone as a "Buzzbox" --And when you get a hang up call you start looking at your cats funny for peices to fix it.

 

...you mistaken your own children to be Gnomes.

 

...You consider replacing your car by a horse.

 

...You go kill some large sewer rats and try to sell their ratty fur to the 7-11 guy.

 

...your friends have to describe a trip to the grocery store as "a quest" to convince you to go.

 

...you start labeling things around the house as inferior, standard, good, superior or epic.

 

...you visit your aunt's farm for Thanksgiving, and try to group up with the cows to fight the scarecrows.

 

...you are upset to remember you are human, and can't speak to / group with the cows.

 

...you ask the scarecrows if they want to group up with you to fight the cows.

 

...rejected, you ask your little sister (the Gnome) if she needs help taking back her home city. She asks you to play tea party...

 

… When you stop worrying about death, it's just a corpse run anyways....

 

... You demand 6 silver 50 coppers for making a "quest" to your girlfriend's parent's house for the holidays.

 

 

... Instead of going into the mall, you stand in the crowded doorway and yell "Who's selling Christmas gifts?!?!?!"

 

…. When you try to sell a piece of rock at an auction and describe it has malachite and tigereyes.

 

… When you try to enchant your Jordans so you can jump higher.

...When you start mining someones backyard.

 

...When you go hunting with a muzzleloader and use icecubes for ice traps.

 

...When you call your school bully an ORC.

 

...When you go to a big city and expect a soundtrack to drop out of tin air. Gotta love it when you first enter orgrimmar or stormwind.

 

...When you go shopping and pick out a different color for each outfit. exp green shirt, orange pants, navy blue hat, purple socks lime green sneakers. Gotta love WOW's armor.

 

...when something wrong happens outside and you start wondering when the hell their gonna patch it

 

… When you ask your mom how much experience you will get for taking out the trash...

 

...when you fail to teach your cat to growl, you figure that you dont have enough training points so you feed it some turkey meat.

 

 

... you pick a fight with some bullies and you send your little brother in to Tank for you.

 

...When you drive over a deer and get out of your car to see what it dropped.

 

...You refer to your planner or organizer as your 'Quest Log'.

 

...You're surprised when you don't see anyone with their name over their head in green letters.

 

...You're walking along and try to change the camera angle to see behind you.

 

...You go around talking trash in bad neighborhoods because you're not flagged for PvP, and it's not like they could understand you anyway.

 

.....you find the biggest rubberband in your office and start shooting paperclips at everyone to skill up your archery.

 

... when you get a bit of money and decide to try to upgrade your bag to an 8 slot.

 

... when you go to the bank and ask them to hold on to some random crap you had in your pocket.

 

... when you burst into dance whenever you're standing around bored.

 

… You can't fly to New York because you haven't been there before and you need to walk there first to activate the flight path.

 

… You are pissed off because traveling by the sea actualy costs something.

 

 

...when you describe a large group of your friends going anywhere as a raid.

 

... you start seeing question marks over real people (or hoping there is a yellow esclimation mark over certain ones)

 

....when your riding the bus to the city to get to school and you fall asleep and dream you are on a wind rider

 

 

....when you go into the convience store and someone buys a pop and putts the dollar on the counter and you throw 2 on the table and say BEAT THAT NEWB!

 

... you try to 'click' on the car in front of you to chose the 'follow' option!!

 

…When you dream about playing WoW, and then wake up and fell like you got disconnected.

 

…When you see someone at work coming toward you down the hallway, and you mentally click yourself into Stealth mode

 

… when you ask the priest at your grandmother's funeral to ressurect her.

 

...when you sit down on the floor to eat, because you must remain seated to successfully eat.

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...you ask your neighbor if they have any quests for you

 

...you put screenshots of your characters into the family photo album

 

...when you start imitating /train in real life.

 

... Instead of going into the mall, you stand in the crowded doorway and yell "Who's selling Christmas gifts?!?!?!"

 

... you pick a fight with some bullies and you send your little brother in to Tank for you.

Hihi, alle disse bør prøves ut!! :!:

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