Gode vitser fra Sopranos

[Baph0met]

har merka at mange av vitsane som blir fortalt mellom dei i sopranos til tider er heilt geniale..er det noken sopranos-wiz's her som kan gjenfortelle dei nedover her hadde det vert kult.

 

en vits eg husker:

Mann1: " I remember my first blowjob"

Mann2: "How was he?"

 

enkel og greitt en kongevits..eg trenger fleire!!

 

 

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Endret 25. april 2007 av Mr.Berg

[Runar]

Jeg har akkurat begynt på sesong 1 (er på episode 3), og jeg har lagt merke til flere morsomme vitser/dialoger.

 

Meadow Soprano: [on the phone] Is dad there?

Carmela Soprano: He's out back by the grill.

Meadow Soprano: Burning a cross?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I wipe my ass with your feelings.

[Raugen]

Noe slikt som:

 

-What did the blind man say when he passed by the fishmarket? - Hello ladies!

 

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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?

Silvio Dante: Oh, yeah.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How long did it take for the guy to come?

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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Maybe I should tap into my roots, too. My grandmother was half Indian.

Christopher Moltisanti: Get the fuck out of here.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No, it's true. She was in the Fakawee tribe.

Christopher Moltisanti: Oh, yeah?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah. When they used to get lost in the woods, they stopped and said "Where the Fakawee?"

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Ginny Sacrimoni, what she needs is her own zip code.

Gigi Cestone: Jersey's a small state. She moves in, she could tip it over.

Furio Giunta: I like a woman you can grab onto something.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You grab onto Ginny Sacrimoni, your fuckin' hands will disappear!

Silvio Dante: She's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: When Ginny hauls ass, she's gotta make two trips.

Gigi Cestone: Two guys could fuck her at the same time, and *still* never meet!

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Hey, Mikey. How's it going?

Mikey Palmice: Good, Tony. How you doing?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Not bad. How's the boy?

Mikey Palmice: What boy is that, Tony?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: The one you're sleeping with.

Sopranos.

[Baph0met]

takk for svar!!..bare å komme med fleire..

[Runar]

Episode 3, sesong 1: Jack, den tvilsomme vennen til Christopher Moltisanti ligger i badekaret og koser seg. En mann jeg ikke husker navnet på kommer inn med en pistol.

 

Mannen: Hi Jack.

Mannen: Bye Jack.

 

Så skyter han Jack.

[twentyfour]

Sesong 6 , Episode 15

 

Junior: "Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. 'I guess I'll have to spread my legs now,' she says. 'Why?' he asks. Don't you have a vase?"

[-Zoso-]

haha, faen jeg elsker sopranos!

[Cuneax]

Episode 3, sesong 1: Jack, den tvilsomme vennen til Christopher Moltisanti ligger i badekaret og koser seg. En mann jeg ikke husker navnet på kommer inn med en pistol.

 

Mannen: Hi Jack.

Mannen: Bye Jack.

 

Så skyter han Jack.

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Han heter Brendan Filone, ikke Jack.

 

Denne er morsom:

 

Silvio Dante: [shouts] Leave the fucking cheese there, all right? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? Now leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is! Here, here, here.

[he swipes off the cheese on his plate onto the floor]