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Prøvde bare å finne en bedre forklaring enn at Iran "vant i Lotto". For det må jo nesten sammenlignes med å vinne i lotto, hvis du bløffer med at du har truffet en u. s. aircraft carrier, og så blir skipet plutselig satt ut av spill på grunn av brann ombord.

OK. Da må jeg vel bare godta at utrolige tilfeldigheter faktisk skjer. Slik som at Iran melder at de har beskutt og truffet USS Gerald Ford, og noen dager senere meldes det at det har vært brann ombord. Virker som en utrolig tilfeldighet. Kan iranerne ha observert skipet, og sett røyken fra brannen ombord, og så hivd seg rundt med en bløff, mens amerikanerne enda holdt skjult hva som hadde skjedd?

Tro det den som kan...

"...the USS Gerald Ford is facing 14 months out of action." https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/uss-gerald-r-ford-fire-maintenance-crisis-1787626

"Nato Secretary General Mark Rutte has said the military alliance "cannot confirm" Israel's claim that missiles allegedly targeting the UK-US base on Diego Garcia last week were fired by Iran. " https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/nato-cannot-confirm-iran-behind-attack-uk-us-base-after-iranian-denial

"The absurdity of a man who avoided Vietnam due to “bone spurs” dancing on the grave of a decorated combat veteran." https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/03/donald-trump-nothing-like-robert-mueller/686498/

Oi da. Beklager.

Jeg kom over dette, men aner ikke hva jeg skal tro. "Israeli submarine shot the ballistic missiles toward Diego Garcia according to Russian and Chinese satellites." https://x.com/Ignis_Rex/status/2035617648143458383

"All seven people on board a Qatari military ⁠helicopter, including three Turkish nationals, have been killed in a crash in the Gulf state’s territorial waters, authorities ⁠said." https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/22/six-killed-as-qatar-army-helicopter-crashes-due-to-technical-malfunction-2

Spurte en K.I. om dette. "Ja, det er nylig blitt kjent at representanter i Irans nasjonalforsamling vurderer en plan for å innføre avgifter for skip som passerer gjennom Hormuzstredet. Forslaget om «bompenger» for båter i dette strategisk viktige farvannet har blitt diskutert de siste dagene, og flere kilder bekrefter at det er under utredning[2, 3, 6]. Det er imidlertid ikke klart når eventuelle avgifter eventuelt vil bli innført, eller hvilke typer skip som vil bli omfattet av ordningen. Noen rapporter tyder på at minst ett skip allerede har betalt en avgift på 2 millioner dollar for passasje, men dette er ikke bekreftet av offisielle iranske kilder www.finansavisen.no ."

Et rykte som går : "TRUMP EXTORTS THE GULF FOR MORE MONEY!!! "If you want the war to continue — $5 trillion. If you want it to stop — $2.5 trillion." Omani journalist and international affairs researcher Salem Al-Jahoori on BBC Arabic confirms reports of U.S. pressure on Gulf Cooperation Council states to pay up, either way." https://x.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/2035028875907145845?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^2035028875907145845|twgr^3a993ea8803424948f09f15cd7c591eb874d2733|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fsteigan.no%2F2026%2F03%2Fusa-krever-billioner-i-krigslosepenger-fra-gcc-allierte%2F Det høres jo absurd mye ut. Men Trump er jo kjent for å gå høyt ut.

"Blind fury" Humre Humre. "The Economist has delivered a damning verdict on Donald Trump’s Iran war with its latest cover. “Operation Blind Fury,” blared the headline, a scathing twist on Trump’s own “Operation Epic Fury” name for the U.S.-Israeli military action.

Politico har gjordt en spørreundersøkelse i "Canada, Germany, France and the U.K." "The POLITICO Poll — in partnership with U.K. polling firm Public First — found that respondents in those four allied countries believe it is better to depend on China than the U.S. following Trump’s turbulent return to office." https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/15/trump-china-europe-closer-ties-00823457

Fransk general sier det rett ut : "French General Yakovleff: “The U.S. asks us for help and wants us to share the cost of their fiascos. Joining Trump’s coalition today is like buying a ticket to dinner and dancing on the Titanic the evening after it hit the iceberg.” https://x.com/GlobalIJournal/status/2033743234749374511

"RT reporter Steve Sweeney and cameraman Ali Rida are in the hospital today after sustaining injuries in an Israeli airstrike against them just north of the city of Tyre. The attack came as they were covering a previous Israeli airstrike in the area, and there was footage available of the direct attack on the crew. Rida, the cameraman who was filming at the time of the attack, issued a statement saying he believed they were deliberately targeted despite being clearly marked as press. The IDF, however, maintains that they were simply targeted for being south of the river after Israeli warnings to evacuate and that “sufficient time had passed” for people to flee the area." https://news.antiwar.com/2026/03/19/rt-crew-hospitalized-after-being-targeted-by-israeli-airstrike-in-lebanon/

"Israeli military spokeswoman Anna Ukolova has drawn outrage in Moscow after threatening that Russian authorities who “wish Israel ill” could be subject to “elimination,” while suggesting Israel could hack into Russian closed-circuit television cameras to identify and track targets. Asked by a journalist with Russian radio broadcaster RBC whether Israel had access to Russian traffic cameras, Ukolova declined to answer directly but warned that “Khamenei’s elimination shows our capabilities are serious” and that “no one who wishes us harm will be left aside.” She added, ominously, “I hope Moscow does not wish Israel ill right now – I’d like to believe that.” " https://thegrayzone.com/2026/03/18/idf-threatens-elimination-for-russian-leaders-who-wish-israel-ill/

Spørreundersøkelsen vil vel først spørre : Er du MAGA? Og alle som ikke lenger støtter Trump vil jo nå svare NEI. Så da blir det jo 100 prosent støtte til Trump blandt MAGA. Høl i huet.

En som heter Ronen Bergman skal ha skrevet avisa Yedioth Aharanoth at Netanyahu har justert ambisjonene: "Ronen Bergman: ‘NO LONGER TOTAL VICTORY’ — ‘For a week, Netanyahu realized that the chances of achieving the war goals were very low, so he simply changed the goals and the definition of success’ “[With] no end in sight on any of the fronts [Gaza, Lebanon and Iran], Netanyahu is effectively burying the idea of ”total victory” and making it clear that there is no such thing” “It suddenly became clear that the ... existential threat that threatens to destroy the State of Israel, is suddenly not so important, because “threats rise and threats fall” -- a natural process that happens everywhere …”." https://conflictsforum.substack.com/p/netanyahu-concedes-on-total-victory?utm_source=chatgpt.com

"(Reuters) - The United States has encouraged Syria to consider sending forces into eastern Lebanon to help disarm Hezbollah, but Damascus is reluctant to embark on such a mission for fear of being sucked into the war in the Middle East and inflaming sectarian tensions, five people briefed on the matter said." https://archive.ph/2026.03.17-183939/https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/us-encourages-syrian-action-against-hezbollah-damascus-is-hesitant-sources-say-2026-03-17/ Al Qaida gjengen er de voksne her virker det som.

"Trump admits now that he lied before about the intel they had that Iran would bomb U.S bases. “They weren't supposed to go after all these other countries in the Middle East. So they hit Qatar, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain, Kuwait. Nobody expected that. We were shocked” These countries have U.S bases and he used this as a justification initially for bombing Iran, he lied and said ‘We had intel. that iran was going to bomb our bases’ https://x.com/SuppressedNws1/status/2033610319638237339?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

Kan det være slik at de tenker at sjansen for økonomisk katastrofe blir mye større hvis de går inn?

"Politicians in 1996: “I tried pot but I did not inhale.” Politicians in 2026: “I fucked a child but I did not eat it.” " https://x.com/SallyMayweather/status/2032142104109932972

Det virker som du blir litt sopt med i galskapens flodbølge.

"The Trumpstein war". Ikke helt på jordet den satiren der.