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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

 

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,

naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

 

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open

to trade,

especially for someone with cash.

 

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed, and convinced

of her

own beauty.

 

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still

a warm and

desirable place to visit.

 

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war -- haunted

by past

mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

 

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are

unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and

all-conquering past but alas, no future.

 

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is,

but no

one wants to go there.

 

 

 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

 

Between 15 and 70, a man is like Iraq -- ruled by a dick.

:rofl:

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