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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

Awww, 20 dollars?!? I wanted a peanut.

 

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

 

Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!

 

Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again.

 

Sideshow Bob has no decency.  He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

 

Bart: Take him away, boys.

Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys.

Lou: What was that, chief?

Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says

 

her er det noen flere

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Er det noen som vet hva den offisielle stavemåten(på engelsk) er til den lyden Homer lager etter han har sagt "mmmmm, ettellerannet" samtidig som han sikler?

Mener du "D'oh"?

han sier da vel aldri "mmmmmmmm, d'oh" mens han sikler :roll:

Det er den lyden han sier etter "Mmmmmmm ettellerannet" han vil vite!!

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Har den... :lol: Jævli bra!! Har også en "The Simpsons"-intro, der det spilles "The Flintstones"- theme, der homer kjører bil også synger han at han kræsjer i et tre, også kræsjer han i et tre!! :lol:

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Har den... :lol: Jævli bra!! Har også en "The Simpsons"-intro, der det spilles "The Flintstones"- theme, der homer kjører bil også synger han at han kræsjer i et tre, også kræsjer han i et tre!! :lol:

:lol:

 

de der to er så geniale :D

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Denne mener du :D ?

 

Den heter:

Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. Ahhh! *CRASH*

Size = 2457 KB, Type = AVI

 

THX parodien er også ganske festlig.

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My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. ]My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

 

Homer no function beer well without.

 

 

Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first.
Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.

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Rev. Lovejoy: And now, please rise for our opening hymn "In The Garden Of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly.

(Mens sangen spiller:)

Rev. Lovejoy: Wait a minute... this sounds like rock and/or roll.

 

Grampa: Welcome home, son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail. What's wrong with your wife?

Homer: Never mind, you wouldn't understand.

Grampa: Flu?

Homer: No.

Grampa: Protein deficiency?

Homer: No.

Grampa: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

Homer: No.

Grampa: Unsatisfying sex life?

Homer: N - yes. But please, don't you say that word.

Grampa: What, seeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeex.

 

(Lisa kveler Bart)

Homer: Lisa, no. Your hands are too weak.

(Homer begynner å kvele Bart istedenfor)

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