pretty vulgar stuff

[sBn]

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that read $50.

"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first ... that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes he says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room, and waited for it to say something. The bird carefully looked around the room, then it looked at her and said, "New house ... new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That's not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the parrot looked at both of them, and said, "New house ... new madam ... new hookers."

The girls were at first a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the whole situation.

She then began to think about how to explain this to Keith, her husband. Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work. Before he had time to close the door, the bird took one look at him and said, "Hi Keith."

[Petrvs Romanvs]

En mannsjåvinistisk papagøye.

[DummeGaas]

En mannsjåvinistisk papagøye.

 

Poenget var vel at den kjente ham igjen fra bordellet...

[ludvig]

En mannsjåvinistisk papagøye.

 

Poenget var vel at den kjente ham igjen fra bordellet...

 

Ja, forhåpentligvis eller så skjønte jeg den ikke

[JoeDohn]

hihihi, BAD parrot, BAD...

[Thanatos]

Den der var bra!

[Kowalski]

En mannsjåvinistisk papagøye.

 

Poenget var vel at den kjente ham igjen fra bordellet...

 

Det tror jeg han skjønte..

 

Fin vits!

[Gjest mafister]

hehe, den var bra ja!

 

(Dette er ikke ett smiley-svar, det er ett ja, den var bra, keep on the good work-svar )