Teorier om kyr

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Theory on cows

I use this to teach people with learning difficulties about politics!

 

Socialism:

You have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else.

Communism:

You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you the milk.

Facism:

You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you the milk.

Capitalism:

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Nazism:

You have two cows. The state takes both and shots you.

Bureacracy:

You have two cows. The state takes both,kills one and spills the milk from the other into the sewage system.

Iraqi democracy:

You cannot inspect the two cows.

Russian democracy:

You are still queuing for the first cow.

Far east democracy:

You have two cows. The goverment fines you for keeping 2 unlicensed animals in an apartment.

British democracy:

You have two cows. You feed them sheeps brains and they go mad. The goverment does nothing.

American democracy:

The goverment promises you two cows if you vote for them. After the election,the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures.The press dubs the affair 'Cowgate'.

 

 

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Optimus!!

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Before criticizing people,walk a mile in there shoes.Then when you do criticize them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

 

...hele tråden kan leses her.

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LOL LOL

 

Likte spesielt den med Nasisme :razz:

[zyrtec]

F**n!!

 

Hvorfor så jeg ikke den før prøva idag?

(mulig fordi den da ikke eksisterte...)

Noe av det kunne hvert veldig verdifullt!!

 

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Your vision`s not bad

It`s the world who`s gon mad

 

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[ Denne Melding var redigert av: zyrtec på 2002-11-01 19:34 ]

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Quote:

Den 2002-11-01 19:33, skrev zyrtec: F**n!! Hvorfor så jeg ikke den før prøva idag? (mulig fordi den da ikke eksisterte...) Noe av det kunne hvert veldig verdifullt!! _________________ Your vision`s not bad It`s the world who`s gon mad <font class=editedby>[ Denne Melding var redigert av: zyrtec på 2002-11-01 19:34 ]</font> <font class=editedby>[ Denne Melding var redigert av: zyrtec på 2002-11-01 19:34 ]</font>

 

Hvordan skulle du få bruk for den?