Fader Bill

[miniPax]

Fader Bill

Du som er i Microsoft

Helliget vorde din DOS

Komme din Cairo, skje din NT

på Unix som på DOS

Gi oss i dag vår daglige Windows

Forlat oss vår Unix som vi også forlater vår OS/2

Led oss ikke inn i IBM

For markedet er ditt, Windows og NT

i evighet

Enter

[Dan Hansen]

Hehe, her er en til:

 

 

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>>Can you destroy the Earth with a computer ?

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>In the beginning there was the computer. And God typed:

>

> %>Let there be light!

> #Please login.

> %>login God

> #Password?.

> %>Omniscient

> #Password incorrect. Try again.

> %>Omnipotent

> #Password incorrect. Try again.

> %>Technocrat

> #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

>

> %>Let there be light!

> #Unrecognizable command. Try again.

> %>Create light

> #Done

> %>Run heaven_and_earth

> #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there

> were 0 errors.

> #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

>

> #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

> %>Let there be firmament in the midst of waters dividing

> the waters which are under and above the firmament

> #Unrecognizable command. Try again.

> %>Create firmament

> #Done.

> %>Run firmament

> #And God created the heaven. And God saw there were 0 errors.

> #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

>

> #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

> %>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together

> unto one place and let the dry land appear and

> #Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

> %>Create dry_land

> #Done.

> %>Run dry_land

> #And God created the Earth & Seas. God saw there

> were 0 errors.

> #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

>

> #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

> %>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day

> from the night

> #Unspecified type. Try again.

> %>Create sun_moon_stars

> #Done

> %>Run sun_moon_stars

> #And God created the sun moon and stars. And God saw

> there were 0 errors.

> #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

>

> #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

> %>Create fish

> #Done

> %>Create fowl

> #Done

> %>Run fish, fowl

> #And God created the great sea monsters and every

> living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters

> swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind.

> #And God saw there were 0 errors.

> #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

>

> #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

> %>Create cattle

> #Done

> %>Create creepy_things

> #Done

> %>Now let us make man in our image

> #Unspecified type. Try again.

> %>Create man

> #Done

> %>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and

> subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the

> sea and over the fowl of the air and over every

> living thing that creepeth upon the earth

> #Too many command operands. Try again.

> %>Run multiplication

> #Execution terminated. 6 errors.

> %>Insert breath

> #Done

> %>Run multiplication

> #Execution terminated. 5 errors.

> %>Move man to Garden of Eden

> #File Garden of Eden does not exist.

> %>Create Garden.edn

> #Done

> %>Move man to Garden.edn

> #Done

> %>Run multiplication

> #Execution terminated. 4 errors.

> %>Copy woman from man

> #Done

> %>Run multiplication

> #Execution terminated. 2 errors.

> %>Create desire

> #Done

> %>Run multiplication

> #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and

> multiplying in Garden.edn

> #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

> %>Create freewill

> #Done

> %>Run freewill

> #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and

> multiplying in Garden.edn

> #Warning: No time limit on this run of

> multiplication. 1 errors.

> %>Undo desire

> #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

> %>Destroy freewill

> #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

> #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

> %>Help

> #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

> #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

> #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

> %>Create tree_of_knowledge

> #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and

> multiplying in Garden.edn

> #Warning: No time limit on this run of

> multiplication. 1 errors.

> %>Create good, evil

> #Done

> %>Activate evil

> #And God saw he had created shame.

> #Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman

> not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.

> %>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

> #Search failed.

> %>Delete shame

> #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

> %>Destroy freewill

> #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

> #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

> %>Stop

> #Unrecognizable command. Try again

> %>Break

> %>Break

> %>Break

> #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:

> COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE

> AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

> %>Create new world

> #You have exceeded your allocated file space.

> You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.

> %>Destroy earth

> #Destroy earth: Are you sure you want to

> destroy earth? (Y or N)

> %>Y

> #COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY,

> #MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

> #And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

>

> #MARCH 8 AT 6:01 AM

> #Please login.

> %>login God

> #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:

> COMPUTER MALFUNCTION #USER FILE CORRUPTED * PLEASE

> SIGN IN AS NEW AGAIN

> #SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE

> %>NEW

> #PLEASE ENTER A USER NAME TO BE USED ON THIS SYSTEM

> %>God

> #NAME ALREADY TAKEN * PLEASE CHOOSE ANOTHER NAME

> %>who is God

> #God = B.GATES * NO FURTHER INFORMATION AVAILABLE

>

> #And NEW logged off

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