Mastering Battlefield 2 - Something awful

[viranth]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

 

Herlig! :!:

[w00tson]

Hahahahaha, SA er genialt.

[KristianF]

Hadde planer om å poste den i går, men glemte det ut

Den er genial!

[Markaren]

If You See Somebody Repairing a Vehicle, Feel Free to Take It!

 

ARGH! Blir så forbanna på dei som gjør det, det verste er at dei ikke vet hvordan man styrer en tank, tenke seg til å kjøre rett ut i kampheten?

[sixx]

haha...lest første sida jeg nå...skal fortsette...sann mine ord. det her var kjempe moro å lese! verst av alt er at det stemmer å

 

edit: den her likte jeg veldig godt:

 

Never Join a Squad! - Squads are composed groups of people who are so untalented and crummy at BF2 that they need help to simply survive. You are not like that! You're a one man army! You're a soldier capable of killing people so brutally that they will respawn in a game of Battlefield 1942. You know the map and your enemies better than any commander or squad leader possibly can, so go lone wolf and rack up points like a crazed jackal! If somebody makes the horrible mistake of asking you to join their squad, hit the "negative" message about 50 times, as fast as you can. This will let everybody on the server know you're so amazingly skilled that you actually turn down offers to join squads who need your valuable help to prevent them from dying like blind hogs. If you decide to create your own squad, name it something descriptive like "TEAM AWESUM" or "SNIPERZZZZ" and don't invite anybody unless they pass a 30-page written exam covering the exhaustive history of "Cho Bits."

Endret 3. august 2005 av sixx

[Bandidos-Pelle]

Never Let Your Gunners Take Out Anti-Air Emplacements! - If some sneaky bastard somehow creeps into your transport helicopter before you have a chance to fly away, be sure to constantly rotate the chopper around in circles so they have absolutely no way to take out the many anti-aircraft tripods on the ground. In fact, spin the helicopter around so quickly that they can't hit anything besides enemy cold air currents. This will show the rest of your team what a skilled pilot you are, how you don't need useless things like gunners to help you capture flags. Rumor has it if you rotate in circles fast enough, you'll create a deadly tornado that will suck up enemies and spit them out like watermelon seeds! Wait, maybe that's just a Warcraft 3 spell.

 

JEG DØR AV LATTER! :!:

[000111222]

"If only there was some way to insert animated gifs of spinning skulls and tiny explosions into your name... life would be perfect!" :!:

[Whitefall]

Be Painfully White and Have Your Genitals Lodged In Your Throat!  - This only applies to people using the microphone battle communicator. Don't ever say anything useful on the voice com, just suddenly screech comments like "OH SHIT DUDE!" and then never ever explain what exactly you were referencing. Add a little variety to your online performance by shouting things along the lines of "no... watch out for... yeah, there you go" and then follow it up with "no, don't go there, that thing... it's there, go... yeah, no, okay." Don't worry about your microphone being too close to your mouth; people love distortion. That's why heavy metal is so popular.

 

 

True..true.. :!:

[Passasjer]

Så sinnsykt bra

 

Alt der var jo søren meg sant. Særlig det med punish

[kenneth11]

I BF1942 en gang så var det en gang at jeg greide å snike meg opp på en tank mens den bare satt der og fyrte av på et spawnpoint uten mening....kniva den til døde

 

 

Pistoler derimot, gjør ingen skade på tanks

 

Edit: De skulle hatt med et knep jeg har sett folk gjøre før, nemlig å hoppe ut på vingen i et fly for å bli teamkillet

 

Jeg greide å være på vingen på en Su-35 en gang, ble der ganske lenge før jeg bestemte meg for å legge C4 på flyet, hoppe ut, og sprenge

 

Den må jeg legge til i warstories tråden

Endret 5. august 2005 av kenneth11

[shabador]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=156 <-- Enda en liten BF2 parodi