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Kanskje old, kanskje ikke.
Following situation: The son (S) of the programmer (F) responsible for the horde characters in WoW had discovered that is father was cheating on his mother. The boy told his father that he would tell mother about it, unless the boy would get his own computer and a WoW-Account. But that wasnt all ...
S: If you dont want mama know about about your little affair ... i also want my own Character Class in WoW.
F: Ok, errm, well, fine, you get the Shaman. He's able to fight, can carry shields or a two handed weapon, wear leather armor.
S: Hmm ... leather? No, i want something better! I want mail armor!
F: Hmm Okay, mail armor it is and you can place various Totems aswell.
S: Err ... what do these Totems do?
F: Well, they can heal or make damage or they make your armor
stronger and they'll work for your whole group.
S: So, how many do I have?
F: 20 diffrent, bur you can only use one at a time.
S: Two
F: No, One
S: Three
F: You want to piss me off? I said One.
S: Four
F: Get OUT!!
S: Mom?
F: Four is fine ... Cookie?
S: Yeah, and I want to do magic!
F: But you have already a two handed weapon, four totems and ...
S: MOM !?!?
F: ... you can do magic, 1.5 second casts
S: Instant!
F: No, that would be unfair ...
S: INSTANT or else ...
F: Okay ... no problem, instant.
S: So what can the other character classes do?
F: The others? Well, fighting, spell casting, healing ...
S: I want to heal!
F: Good, you can
S: Thanks
F: Now please leave me working and go watch TV or something ...
S: So what can I do if somebody runs away from me?
F: Hmm ... yes ... here, frost shock, now he is slower, and now please ...
S: How long does the frost shock remain?
F: 3 seconds
S: And how often can I cast it?
F: Every 6 seconds
S: And in between?
F: You got to give your enemies at least a little chance ...
S: Maaaaa....
F: Okay .. it lasts 6 seconds.
S: And if I forget to cast?
F: Okay, 12 seconds, and now please ...
S: And I want to be faster much faster - even if they are not freezed....
F: Here, Ghost Wolf ... you can change yourself into a wolf and you'll be
much faster
S: Hmm ...
F: What?
S: What if I want to make several people slower?
F: Here ... Earthbind Totem ... and now piss off.
S: And what if somebody hits me?
F: Well, you just fight back, do magic, or ...
S: But I want my enemies to draw damage when they hit me
F: Wait, thats idiotic: Your enemy shall receive damage when he
damages you AND when you're damaging him??
S: Exactly
F: K... Lightning Shield, and now PISS OFF!!
S: And what if somebody shoots with a bow at me?
F: Then the Shield also works for Bows and now, please please please leave me alone
S: And what if somebody casts magic $!@% at me?
F: Well, you can fight, do magic yourself, heal ....
S: I want something that eliminates the next incoming cast
F: ...well ... i've just been working on the Totems anyway ... here you
have a Grounding Totem
S: And what if he heals himself?
F: Well you cant do anything about that ...
S: Mmmmmmaaaaaa ....
F: Earth Shock, Instant ... anything else?
S: And what if he is buffed? I want also Buffs
F: Here... Wind Fury, should be enough ...
S: But my enemies should not have any buffs ....
F: But you can buff, heal, magic, stop magic, two handed weapons ....
S: I WANT
F: Not in this tone with me!
S: MAAAAMAAAA
F: Purge ... Purge is Good. Well it was designed for Warlocks but okay ...
Purge.
S: And if someone is poisoning me?
F: You just use the Poison cleaning totem
S: No
F: Yes
S: NO
F: ... fine ... you get a spell for it
S: And what if I play with party?
F: Actually you dont need to play with others ... you can do everything
yourself ...
S: No, I want to be able to ressurect people from death
F: Okay ... you can
S: And if I die myself?
F: Well somebody else must revive you ...
S: No, I want to do that myself aswell
F: Err... but you're dead!!
S: I WANT !!
F: Ok ... you can resurrect yourself when you're dead.
S: I want something else ...
F: Underwater breathing is still available
S: Okay, but something is still missing ...
F: YOU CAN USE TWO-HANDED WEAPONS, WEAR MAIL ARMOR, CARRY SHIELDS, CAST MAGIC STUFF, PREVENT MAGIC STUFF FROM OTHERS, HEAL, INSTANT CASTS, TOTEMS, DEBUFF ENEMIES, CHANGE YOURSELF INTO A WOLF, FREEZE ENEMIES, BREATHE UNDERWATER, RESURRECT YOURSELF AND OTHERS - SO WHAT THE !&$% YOU WANT ELSE - PREACHING AND WALKING ON WATER !?!?!??!!??!
S: Well, certainly not preaching ...
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Har mekka meg en Winterspring Screecher nå, funker fett i PvP men den flapsinga med vingene tar livet av meg
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Noen som vet om en addon som gjør til at bindsene mine står på blizzards sine bars? Når jeg binder keys litt Bottom Left Action Bar og Bottom Right Action Bar eller Right Action Bar (2) står det ikke på knappene hva som er bindet til hva slik som andre toolbars bruker å ha stående.
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Mangler tips første gangen du targeter en shaman.
"This is a shaman, aviod it at all costs."
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Hvis bjørnen min nå har Bite rank 3 hvordan kan jeg få den til å lære seg øverste rank av Bite?
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Det er 15% mer agi, og når du har mye agi gir det mer AP enn trueshot aura, mye av det andre på survival er forsåvidt jævelig nice også
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3152 med battle shout, kings, might og motw + zerk ambush på en prest
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Definitivt ikke.
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Hvilket pet burde jeg velge hvis jeg går for maks damage og nyttige abilities i pvp? Driter i armor, og prowl er ikke nødvendig ettersom jeg er dwarf og ikke kan stealthe. Petet bør heller ikke ha noe inn i helvettes sære mat-krav
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Noen som vet hvor mye attackpower 4 weapon damage tilsvarer på backstab?
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Jesus inn i helvette hunter er ubernerfa :/
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Nei, kjøpte-epics kan man ikke få nexus fra.
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Å spille WoW er mer liv enn å lage tråder som denne
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Jeg skal undersøke det så snart jeg er inne på realmen, satte meg i kø ca 12.30 i dag, da var det 8000 i kø, er for øyeblikket nede på omtrent 1500 så er ikke lange tiden til jeg er inne, da skal jeg prøve å se om noen spiller AB for så å sjekke reputation gains
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Hunter IMO, morsomt pvp, nok piler er aldri et problem, tar sin tid å tømme en 16 sloter. Mat og drikke får i Stratholme, kjørte 5 runs i går kveld (er dverg så jeg har find treasure slik at jeg kan unngå de falske kassene), ta supply crates, de fleste i gruppa driter i hvem som tar de. Fikk rundt 250 alterac swiss, 250 morning glory dew, 80 superior healing pots og 60 superior mana pots
Dessuten er hunter jævelig chill i instanser i forhold til for eksempel shaman (healer).
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dette er alliance sine skuldre, horde sine har helt lik stats bare at de heter defiler istede for highlander
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Nei, Lieutenant Commander settet er bare FOR kult på dvergen min, går for rank 10 asap
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Finn tak i lyden du vil ha i .mp3 format og det bildet du vil ha .jpg, bruk din mobil's standard filoverføringsprogram og bare flytt de over. Funker fett med min Samsung SGH-D500 og Samsung's filoverføringsprogram, jeg er ganske sikker på at Sony Ericsson har noe av det samme
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Hyyl, hvis det er tidobblet skal jeg sette i gang maraton med både warrioren og huntern min for å skaffe skuldrene!
/cheer
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Spinal Reaper -> Cookie-cutter
The Untamed Blade -> Two-Hand fury-spec
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Et eksempel er Shazzrah i Molten Core, der bør du ha på detect magic som viser om han har på sin magic resistance som prestene må dispelle.
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