tlle Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: help You: what do u need help for Stranger: m/f? Stranger: this is important You: am m Stranger: then you can help me, i need to see a cock like now, can you send me a pic of yours? You: no You: i dont even know u Stranger: im gagging to see a big juicy cock You: make a search on google Stranger: i need to see a real mans one, not a porn star dick You: well You: what do I get for it? Stranger: i might send you a pic of me usig your pic, if you get me/ You: hmm how old are you? Stranger: 19 You: ok You: hmm You: i dont really trust you Stranger: please, i will do a close up icture Stranger: im all alone, my boyf just dumped me and i need cock You: and a pic of my cock will help you? Stranger: i hope so, im just desperate for some kind of reall man cock, not my stupid ex's or his friends or a stupid pornstars dick, i want your dick Stranger: please You: hmm You: how can i know u wont abuse the pic Stranger: i will delete after im, done You: this dosent sound real You: i think ur just joking with me or something Stranger: im just abit horny is all Stranger: please baby, i just want abit of cock You: i dont even know if ur a girl Stranger: when im using your pic ill show you Stranger: 4 fingers Stranger: im gagging, im already quite wet over the thought of you You: well You: just find another pic and finish what ur doing Stranger: why do that to me, i was all exited aout your huge cock Stranger: but if i find another pic you wont get to see me fingereing myslef You: aww You: where are you from? Stranger: london You: ok i was just wondering You: hmm Stranger: you wont get to see my pretty shaven pussy Your conversational partner has disconnected.
knegg Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Va nettop =) Stranger: asl You: hi You: uff You: faen Stranger: chill hvordan går et? You: flotters You: ein nordmann Stranger: endelig You: hehehe Stranger: fra? You: Sogn og fjordane Stranger: BODØ You: va nettop på diskusjon.no og såg på tråden om omelgle You: omegle* Stranger: ka de sa You: mykje løje, tips og triks for å ha det arti med andre ^^ Stranger: nice You: https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopi...;#entry14020148 Stranger: er du gutt? You: der har du den You: ja You: mykje bading i bodø då? Stranger: jepp You: bada sjøl kvar dag dinna veka =) Your conversational partner has disconnected.
♠∜Kk-f∜♠ Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Skrevet 5. juli 2009 You: Hi You: no pr0n now pls Stranger: You have been challenged by STRANGER JON You: wtf You: xD Stranger: STRANGER JON sent out PIDGEY You: rofl You: i send out ur mom Stranger: PIDGEY USED GUST You: Ho ho flamethrower! Stranger: Critical hit Stranger: PIDGEY fainted You: rofl! Stranger: Use Next Pokemon? You: (Sending Pokemonball) Stranger: Flee Hahahhaahhahahahah xD!!!
♠∜Kk-f∜♠ Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Pokemon style! FAEN den skal jeg kjøre nå!! Hahaha ^^ du likte den ja Husk å bruk en dårlig pokemon da
Nesebrus Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: det bør funke You: til å åpne Stranger: ja scan alle papir du ahr Stranger: dopapir You: til og med dopapiret? You: AHAHAHAHAHHHAHA Stranger: best Stranger: ebst You: VI SA DET SAMTIDIGI AHAHAHAHAHØAHAHHAAHØAHØAØHAØHAH Stranger: Stranger: GULLKORN Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Gjest Slettet-aNZFa3 Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Jeg har mine tvil om omegle chatten din, Nesebrus, referer til denne tråden: https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopic=949139&hl=
kris98 Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Jeg har mine tvil om omegle chatten din, Nesebrus, referer til denne tråden: https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopic=949139&hl= Haha
♠∜Kk-f∜♠ Skrevet 5. juli 2009 Skrevet 5. juli 2009 (endret) You: do you wanna buy a box? Stranger: A box of what? You: nothing it's just a box Stranger: is it sturdy? You: nop, it's just a normal box ^^ Stranger: how much? You: hmm.. You: 100 $? Stranger: that's a lot for a box You: okej, 99$ Stranger: deal Endret 5. juli 2009 av KK-f
Ajaco Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: det bør funke You: til å åpne Stranger: ja scan alle papir du ahr Stranger: dopapir You: til og med dopapiret? You: AHAHAHAHAHHHAHA Stranger: best Stranger: ebst You: VI SA DET SAMTIDIGI AHAHAHAHAHØAHAHHAAHØAHØAØHAØHAH Stranger: Stranger: GULLKORN Your conversational partner has disconnected. Bortsett fra at den er i gullkorn tråden, så er det greit. Gidd post fakes.
faldmo Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 You: HI HO Stranger: i wanna put my dick on u!! You: on? You: not in? : ( Stranger: on, in however You: well, you gotta choose one Your conversational partner has disconnected. Folk er så jævla lite pratsomme....
Tehjoran Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 (endret) Fikk ikke sakt noe.. :O Stranger: U LIKE NIGGERS Stranger: I LIKE DEM Your conversational partner has disconnected. EDIT: Stranger: clit ? Stranger: dick ? You: Asshole? Stranger: (:l Stranger: mother fucker Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skjer med at går ut med en gang nå? :s xD Endret 7. juli 2009 av TehJøran
Ajaco Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 (endret) Stranger: hey You: sup You: from? Stranger: usa Stranger: m/f You: x You: your call. You: im a shemale. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hola You: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! Stranger: bitch You: IM IN YOUR FACE You: STFU Stranger: yeah You: EAT SHIT AND DIE. Stranger: hoe You: BALLS OF STEEL. Stranger: elknfvdlkvdlv You: BALLS OF STEEL. Stranger: u have ballls of notttin You: ILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK. Stranger: ok You: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Endret 7. juli 2009 av Ajaco
Gjest Slettet+981287349 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 (endret) HAHAHA! Måtte bare ta printscreen Endret 7. juli 2009 av Slettet+981287349
Tehjoran Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Hah, i natt ble jeg faktisk sittende og snakke spansk med en Amerikansk fyr som trodde at Norge var i Sør-Amerika.. Brukte google translate såklart.. xD
kris98 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: DO A BARRELROLL Stranger: chargin mylasya You: DO A BARRELROLL You: DO A BARRELROLL Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLLDO A BARREL ROLL You: WE HAVE A WINRAR Stranger: Did I get 00. Stranger: That's the only way to become winrar. You: NO, 000000 You: WINRAR OF THE YEAR Stranger: You are the winrar of calling winrar's, sir. Congratualations. You: WE BOTH WIN 2,64 INTRANETS You: CONGRATULATIONS Stranger: Thank you. I must take my nets and go. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Kris Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 (endret) Pratet kinesisk med en i nesten en time før jeg fant ut at han var norsk. Brukte google translate. Var det noen herfra? Tok også en som stod på en av de første sidene her: Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor You: Please tell me. Is the cake a lie? Stranger: so,u chinese or not? Stranger: i guess u r chinese Stranger: jp? You: IS THE CAKE A LIE?! Stranger: no, i think Stranger: its a trap You: do u have cake? Stranger: no You: GIEF CAKE! Stranger: what the word "gief" mean? You: Give me cake You: NOW! Stranger: how? You: send it on mail Stranger: u address? Stranger: i mean i dont have your address You: [email protected] You: send cake! Stranger: r u kidding me? ur account name is omegle! You: its my real adress. SEND CAKE! Stranger: ok~~~then what kind of cake do u want? You: chocolate Stranger: what else? You: nothing else Stranger: okay,wait for a sec Jeg fikk kake Edit: Prøvde den med pokemon. Alle bare stikker med en gang Endret 7. juli 2009 av Kris
♠∜Kk-f∜♠ Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Pratet kinesisk med en i nesten en time før jeg fant ut at han var norsk. Brukte google translate. Var det noen herfra? Tok også en som stod på en av de første sidene her: Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor You: Please tell me. Is the cake a lie? Stranger: so,u chinese or not? Stranger: i guess u r chinese Stranger: jp? You: IS THE CAKE A LIE?! Stranger: no, i think Stranger: its a trap You: do u have cake? Stranger: no You: GIEF CAKE! Stranger: what the word "gief" mean? You: Give me cake You: NOW! Stranger: how? You: send it on mail Stranger: u address? Stranger: i mean i dont have your address You: [email protected] You: send cake! Stranger: r u kidding me? ur account name is omegle! You: its my real adress. SEND CAKE! Stranger: ok~~~then what kind of cake do u want? You: chocolate Stranger: what else? You: nothing else Stranger: okay,wait for a sec Jeg fikk kake Edit: Prøvde den med pokemon. Alle bare stikker med en gang Pröv denne " Do you wanna buy a box" og aldrig stopp å spörre
kris98 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: Do you wanna buy an xbox? Stranger: noooo You: Do you wanna buy an xbox? You: Come on Stranger: nooo Stranger: no thx You: I tell you this - Stranger: ok tell me You: You'll get it for 41$ You: And 1 game Stranger: nooo Stranger: ] nooo You: Camaaan Stranger: "the chinese" You: Hmm Stranger: nooooo Stranger: nooooo Stranger: noooooo You: wanna buy an xbox now then? Stranger: NO You: How about a box You: without the x Stranger: OK A BOX HOW MUCH You: Hmm Stranger: ????? You: For you? 32,5$ Stranger: noooooo You: Special offer this week you know You: Why not? Stranger: nooooo You: Its a great deal! Stranger: i can get boxes 4 free You: How? Stranger: nooooooo You: I want demm boxxes Stranger: How about i sell u a battery Stranger: ok Stranger: come on now You: A battery-eh? Stranger: its speial You: I tell you what, I'll trade you a box for a battery Stranger: special Stranger: ok deal You: Nice Stranger: wow Stranger: ecommerce You: You'll pay for shipping then? Stranger: u too You: It's a great box you know Stranger: the battery costs $99 Stranger: to ship its You: How much does it weigh? Stranger: special You: In that case Stranger: not much Stranger: but insurance You: Hmm Stranger: you need it Stranger: ye Stranger: u do You: What does the battery-insurance cover? You: Floods? You: Tornadoes? You: Spiders? Stranger: theft, breakdown,loss. acts of god etc You: Sounds good Stranger: so ur in? You: Sure thing Stranger: yep u ow me an xbox and? Stranger: the rest You: No, just a box, remember? You: It's a special box Stranger: oh forgot You: Ok. I've got it here. Stranger: mmmm, how bout just a straight swap then? You: Sure You: On the count of three You: 1 You: 2 You: 3 You: http://blog.craftzine.com/CloverBox.jpg Stranger: 123 no backs You: ... You: You owe me one battery Stranger: yep it is special...youll prize it Stranger: an heirloom You: I want my battery You: and I want it now Stranger: its on its way You: To where? Stranger: you You: But where am I? Stranger: your there!! Stranger: i can see u Stranger: so i sent it You: Ah, good. I was afraid you were kidding Stranger: to u Stranger: noo Stranger: no joke You: Cant you just send a direct link to the battery? Stranger: yep its on international,national,continental cross continental mail.. You: Hmm You: How long does it take for it to arrive? Stranger: wait it may take a min or too Stranger: two? You: Ah, it's here right now Stranger: gr8 Stranger: wow Stranger: thx You: So, how do you like the box? Stranger: told u Stranger: WHERES my box then Stranger: !!!! You: I took it Stranger: uuuu Stranger: why You: I BE A HUZLA Stranger: so You: Yeah Stranger: i dont care if your godzilla crosed with superman Stranger: give me my BOX Stranger: NOW You: About you knowing Im a huzzlaah You: But, with you knowing that, you'll have to die. So... You: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZ0R You: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH Stranger: i want my battery back You: You cant You: It's mine Stranger: yes You: Yup You: Good thing we are in agreement Stranger: nup You: You just told me "yes" You: You cant take it back Stranger: AAAAAAA *explode* Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Kris Skrevet 7. juli 2009 Skrevet 7. juli 2009 (endret) Jeg prøvde den med å selge en boks. Han sa at 50 andre før meg hadde prøvd å selge han en boks Defor sa jeg at han kunne kjøpe hunden min. Akkurat da skjer dette: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Edit: You: hiStranger: CYBER SEX? You: Do you wanna buy a box? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Endret 7. juli 2009 av Kris
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