Azurathus

You: Hey there!

Stranger: OMG HI

You: HIII

You: I've never seen you before I think :O

Stranger: Maybe not

Stranger: there are a lot of people on here

Stranger: and aliens also

You: Sure are

You: Are you an alien?

Stranger: Yes, I'm an alien

Stranger: and I come from out of space

You: So not Mars then?

Stranger: ...

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: Mars is in Space

You: Well obviously, but if you are from Mars you've been pretty good at hiding

Stranger: Cydonia to be precise

You: Are you a knight?

Stranger: Too right!

Stranger: We all follow the god of Matt Bellamy here

You: Cool, any supermassive black holes close by?

Stranger: I dunno, the starlight is hiding them (if that made sense)

You: Starlight usually reveals black holes actually

You: But time is really running out

You: I'm getting kinda hysteric

Stranger: Don't be so hysterical

Stranger: Aww, you had that coming

You: ;D

You: Well I'm feeling good

Stranger: Are you in bliss?

You: Yeah, I'd almost like to take a bow

Stranger: well

Stranger: I've decided

Stranger: I'm going to assassinate you

You: Well that wasnt intended

Stranger: Maybe I'll just capture you and give you bit of the ol' Stockholm Syndrome

You: But then I'll just escape

Stranger: You won't be able to, your sunburn will be too bad

Stranger: you might even be in a coma

You: The star is dead though, so I'm not too worried

Stranger: Only in your world it is

You: Are you sober? There is just one world

You: You're making me kinda agitated

Stranger: maybe I've got space dementia

You: Well thats long overdue isnt it

Stranger: I suppose I just feel a little new born

You: I think I'll name you Fillip then

Stranger: Okay then Jimmy Kane

You: Dont call me that, im ashamed by it

Stranger: Well, you've been forced in

You: Do we really need to do that?

Stranger: You fucking motherfucker

Stranger: Yes Please

You: Dont go all balloonatic now

Stranger: I'm just policing the Jackson funk

You: Get a grip

Stranger: Why should I? I just want an apocalypse PLEASE!!!

You: Thats a crying shame

Stranger: It's the thoughts of a dying atheist i'm afraid

You: When I think about it, this is a pretty cool form of instant messaging

Stranger: I could do this endlessly

You: Bah, I cant figure out a way to answer that, I'll just go cry in my cave

Stranger: That's Showbiz kid

You: It's glorious isnt it

Stranger: Oh easily

You: Well we're in the groove now aren't we

Stranger: Aye, I'm just falling away with you

You: You're almost like a twin to me

Stranger: I know. I didn't even mean to host this

You: Well I'll eternally miss you when there are no songs left for sure

Stranger: It'll make me mad with fury

You: Yeah, hate it and I'll love you

Stranger: I'm going to need to go to my muscle museum soon

You: Well dont get all megalomanic there though

You: You're not invincible you know

Stranger: Don't worry. I'll eventually have a blackout

Stranger: from boredom probably

You: I'll just plug you in again baby

Stranger: we can make bedroom acoustics if thats the case

You: Yeah, it'll be hyper music

Stranger: It's the minimum I expect

You: Well dont build yourself a city of delusions still

Stranger: what a load of hoodoo

You: Heyheyhey, keep talking like that citizen and I might have to erease you

Stranger: I'll escape with my map of the problematique

Stranger: (2 in 1 - *dances*)

You: You didnt read the small print

Stranger: what can I say? It's a piano thing

You: The exo-politics are ruled by secrecy

You: (oh yeh, think you're special doing two at the time?)

Stranger: Silence. I'll get my butterflies and hurricanes on you

You: Tsp, I'll just hide in my pink ego box

Stranger: I'll find you. I'll send you a poem soldier

You: They cant enter the gallery so I'm safe

Stranger: You'll end up falling down somewhere

You: Argh, you're making me furious

Stranger: well don't be such a paranoid android you creep.

You: That sounds really futuristic

Stranger: Radiohead are teh future........(it's just a nishe)

You: I see. The jigsaw is falling into place now

Stranger: Too right. It's save calling in the Karma Police.

Stranger: *it'll O_O

You: No suprise there

Stranger: I'm glad everything is in it's right place now

You: Yeah, aren't you becoming a little homesick thought, alien?

You: though*

Stranger: I am a little. It was unintended that I would arrive in your world. Now I've crash landed like a dead star I feel quite hyper chondriac and want to sing myself into absolution.

You: (claps)

Stranger: I take a bow.

You: It's just that the weird fished taste kinda bad for tourists, like you

You: fishes

Stranger: Anyways, I don't want another map of your head so I better go now.

Stranger: (to bed)

You: Bah, the house of cards is falling down now isnt it

You: I love this site

Stranger: Yep.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Anyway

You: Good night then

Stranger: good night!