ebola950

Because then you'd get a ten-meg file

Instead of this 404.

I really would like to help you,

But I don't know what you're looking for,

And since I don't know what you want,

I give you 404.

Remember Poe, insane with longing

For his tragically lost Lenore.

Instead, you quest for files.

Quoth the Raven,

"404!"