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[Olum]

Dette var morsomt. Jeg bare finner på masse ting. Akkurat nå ljuger jeg til en finne om at jeg tidligere var direktør på en tobakksfabrikk og at jeg mistet jobben min pga finanskrisen.

[Geggse]

Utga meg for å være ei 30 år gammel kvinne og jomfru. Ble ganske morsomt for meg etterhvert. Lurer på hva den andre tenker nå

 

 

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You: i'm a 30 year old virgin

You: female

Stranger: she's such a fat ass it sickness me

Stranger: that sucks

Stranger: you should go get laid

You: it does?

You: u think so?

Stranger: yeah sex is very important

Stranger: human intimacy..

You: really?

Stranger: the need to evolve

You: why?

You: does it hurts?

Stranger: can't say

Stranger: it depends

Stranger: if you're comfortable

You: is it good?

Stranger: you're probably really tight by down....but if you relaxed

Stranger: and had a some tube and took it slow

Stranger: sex can beed good if you do it right, even better if they do it back

Stranger: lube*

You: wow

Stranger: is your hymen still in tact?

You: yes

You: i'm virgin

Stranger: how do it feel?

Stranger: does

Stranger: *

You: don't feel much

Stranger: do you still masturbate?

Stranger: or stimulate your clitoris?

You: no

You: have never done it

Stranger: why not?

You: just don't feel for it

Stranger: you won't get an urge until you try

You: ok

Stranger: the hunger is what makes us human, the need to constantly be waiting for the next time you'll have sex

Stranger: it's why we're all so fucked up

You: ok?

Stranger: but it's feels fucking awesome

Stranger: what's the furthest you've gone?

You: kissing

You: and touching my boobs

Stranger: what size are your boobs?

You: small

You: b70

Stranger: do you love your body?

You: sometimes

Stranger: hahaha....me too....

Stranger: where are you from?

You: norway

Stranger: you're in europe...nice

You: what?

Stranger: it's better than here

Stranger: do you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life?

You: no

Stranger: do you date?

You: i want to find someone that will have sex with me

You: no, don't date anyone

Stranger: why wouldn't someone have sex with you?

You: don't know

You: they just don't want

You: they are afraid to do things wrong

Stranger: that's rediculous.....

Stranger: when I was younger I didn't want to have sex with a virgin because I wanted to have good sex

Stranger: now that i'm older I want to teach good sex

Stranger: it's just a very great thing about life.

You: hmmm

Stranger: tell me what you don't like about yourself?

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[Olum]

Jeg prøvde å cybre med en kar, og det viste seg at jeg var ganske god. Selv om jeg er kar selv Kanskje jeg bør begynne å skrive erotiske noveller.

 

 

 

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Av Olum

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hu

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 17, f, norway

Stranger: oh cool

You: u?

Stranger: 17 m england

Stranger: wanna cyber?

You: yea

Stranger: wicked

Stranger: describe your body?

You: i¨ve blond, long hair

You: blue eyes

You: 1,68cm

You: tall

You: boobs = 60D

You: u?

Stranger: Oh wow

Stranger: you sound very sexy

You: yea

Stranger: I'm tall about 180cm i think

You: how long's your cock?

Stranger: brown hair brown eyes

Stranger: 7 and a half inches

You: wow

Stranger: pretty big

You: i can see it through your pants

Stranger: I need to get it hard

You: you're getting horny, just by looking at me

Stranger: oohh

Stranger: what underwear are you wearing?

You: none

Stranger: nice

You: I'm naked under my skirt

You: I have some small french panties

Stranger: i wouldn't mind slipping a hand up your skirt

Stranger: ohh

You: and you can clearly see my camel toe

Stranger: i love french panties

Stranger: i wanna rub your camel toe

You: a camel toe like this http://liquidgeneration.blogs.com/photos/u...maria_camel.jpg

You: do u like it?

Stranger: yeah i sure do

You: now I won't do more before I have seen your cock?

Stranger: how can you see it?

Stranger: are you shaven?

You: ofc

You: I shaved yesterday

You: clean and smooth

Stranger: completely bald?

You: yea

Stranger: very nice

You: almost like a 13 year old pussy

You: but I'm legal since I'm 17

You: so don¨t worry

Stranger:

Stranger: so how does it feel?

You: very good

You: I'm gettin' wet

Stranger: mmm nice

You: i'm getting wet for real here too

Stranger: i'm getting a semi

You: do you take out your cock

Stranger: no its still in my boxers now

You: I wanna see it

Stranger: its getting hard

You: are you shaved=

You: ?

Stranger: neatley trimmed

You: nice

Stranger: very short hair

You: but no jungle?

Stranger: not at all

You: haha

Stranger:

Stranger: it feels good

You: are you corcumsized?

You: circum*

Stranger: no i'm not

You: good

Stranger:

Stranger: its good

You: but now that you're hard I can see the penis' head

Stranger: its big and hard you can see the veins in it

You: love it

Stranger: the tips a bit wet

You: i love to lick up the pre-cum

Stranger: yess

Stranger: I love to lick up pussy juice

You: and i swallow your hole 7 inches and a half penis

You: i bottom it

Stranger: mmm yes

Stranger: i wanna lick all over your smooth pussy

Stranger: and ass

You: wait

You: do u wanna see my boobs

You: ?

Stranger: yes i'd love to

Stranger: I'd love to lick them

You: they're big when I lift em up over my shirt

Stranger: do you have a bra on?

You: no

You: you can see my nipples now

You: they¨re hard

You: please rub them

Stranger: ohh i wanna rub and lick and pinch them

You: yea do it

You: mm

Stranger: i wanna put my dick inbetween them

You: yea

You: are you coming soon

Stranger: rub it up and down

You: ok

You: your penis fits perfect between my boobs

Stranger: ohh can i slide it up and down?

You: yea

You: are you coming in real life yet?

You: I'm coming pretty soon

Stranger: no I'm not but i'm very hard

You: I'm actually rubbering my g-spot now

Stranger: really I wanna slide my full length up you

Stranger: and rub your clit

Stranger: i can hear you moan

You: sec

Stranger: how does your pussy feel?

You: i have to go to my room

You: so my mom don't hear me when I'll come

Stranger: no stay here and cum

Stranger: i'll help you

You: back

Stranger: yess

Stranger: can you help me cum?

You: yea

You: I turn around and lies on my stomach

You: this is a lying doggystyle

Stranger: keep going

Stranger: can i see your ass

You: yea

You: wanna do it?

You: or the pussy?

Stranger: i'd ove to do both

Stranger: i need to lick them first

You: waht first+

Stranger: can i do ass

Stranger: is it tight

You: yea

You: noone has done me there before

Stranger: oh I'd love to

Stranger: can i lick your hole first

Stranger: to get it ready

You: ok

You: lick it good

You: so it doesn't hurt

Stranger: mm It tastes good

Stranger: I'm fingering your pussy at the same time

You: you can feel the taste of my vagina liquor

Stranger: yes and you ass

Stranger: your vagina tastes so nice

Stranger: tell me more

You: im comoing in real life no

You: u?

Stranger: I'm so hard I'm rubbing all up and down

You: i feel your cum punpmig inside me

Stranger: can i put it in you

You: ye

You: but qucik

Stranger: its in your ass

You: im coming for real now

Stranger: i'm going quickly

Stranger: can i stick it in your pussy

Stranger: moan

You: i do

You: i hope my mom doesnt hear me

Stranger: mmmmm

You: aaaaaaaaa

Stranger: get on top and ride me

You: ok

You: i am now

Stranger: mmm i'm pushing in and out

Stranger: all the way in

You: i came noe

Stranger: yes

Stranger: make me cum

You: fuck i have cum all over my keyboard now

Stranger: lick it up

You: yuk

You: i wot lick up my own cum

Stranger: I would lick it up is wat i mean

You: my cum?

Stranger: yes

You: semen?

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Endret 1. juni 2009 av Olum

[navbeacon]

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Stranger: hi asl

You: no i use msn

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[Olum]

Nå sendte jeg inn den loggen til redaksjonen i Cupido. Vi får se hva de svarer

[riktig]

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You: STOP

Stranger: ITS HAMMER TIME.

You: CAN'T TOUCH THIS

Stranger: DUNN NUNN NUNNN

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[kaffebryggare]

Møtte en 4chan-lover!! :D WIN WIN WIN

 

 

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You: Hi.

Stranger: i'll have a number 7 with extra cheese and a coke

You: I'll have a blowjob with extra use of tongue.

Stranger: i'm a man

Stranger: and you're a fast food place

You: WTF

You: Okayz.

Stranger: do you take checks?

You: No, I take lulz.

You: A good laughter. *

Stranger: you're a returaunt, you dont even know how to laugh

Stranger: resturaunt

You: Is I a newfag, then? :O

Stranger: yes

You: NOOES!

Stranger: troll some moar noob

You:

Stranger: i have a mission for you

You: What?

You: I can has sause!?

You: sauce*

Stranger: Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to pose as a 13/f/ca. Sexual conversations are a must. If you succeed, you will no longer be a newfag

You: BOORING!! Gimme some C-C-C-COMBOBREAKERS!!!

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: ok

Stranger: here

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Stranger: take this, it may come in handy

You: I CAN HAS RickRoll?!

Stranger: Lvl. 4 achieved. RickRoll unlocked

You: Now I need stik. How Do I unlock stik?

You: do *

Stranger: level 8

You: nooes.

You: How do I gain level?

Stranger: trolling

You: I can has trolling skills?

Stranger: The Force is with you

You: I don't has trolling skills nao..

You: How about teh NAVY!?

Stranger: may I suggest LURK MOAR?

You: Lurk?

You: I doesn't lurk.

You: I fap to /gif/

Stranger: L2Luck newfag!

Stranger: lurk even

You: Lurk at /b/ ?

You: NOOES! I BROKE RULE #1!!

Stranger: RULE 1 and @ NEWFAG

You: Too late.

Stranger: [/facepalm]

You: w00tw00t!

You: I has enjoyment! :S

You: *

Stranger: fap

You: FUUCK!!

You: Goddammit.. FAIL

Stranger: It will be okay,

You:

You:

You: :|

You:

You: D:

You: WAT!=

You: I WANT FAIL

Stranger: o.O

Stranger: Failure is not an option

You: WHAT!?

You: Wat about WIN!?

Stranger: To win is to TROLL

You: I has no trolling skills. I do ot lurk.

You: not *

Stranger: You must Lurk moar. I demand you lurk moar

You: I has got 4chan in browser. Goal achieved?

Stranger: Welcome to Lvl. 5

Stranger: 4chan unlocked

You: w00t

Stranger: Stranger

Stranger: where do you hail from?

You: I can has dicktionary?

You: I has to find out wat hail means.

Stranger: Where are you from

You: Teh Norwayz.

Stranger: Example: I hail from America

You: WINWINWIN

You: I hail from my IP

Stranger: FastNorwegian

You: SlowpokeNorwegianz!! :D

Stranger: whats your favorite pepsi?

You: MAX

Stranger: You are not the Norwegian i suspect

You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.............

Stranger: What is your age?

You: Guess, mate.

Stranger: The average /b/tard is 20

You: BTW, here is WIN and FAIL at the same time: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1243819132057.jpg

You: I am not /b/tard!

You: I am newb / n00b!

Stranger: Don't fucking cry

You: Don't fucking cry

You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU:::::::::::::::

You: .........*

Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

You: Forgot a line, damn..

Stranger: You have much to learn

You: You dont say?

Stranger: As much as I hate to do this, you DO need to lurk moar, and troll moar. I am sorry but emag eht tsol uoy

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[Nopros]

Ja, lata som jeg var Jenny Skavland i chatten. Viste seg etter vært at han var litt pedofil... Ikke akuratt morsomt, men underholdene.

 

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You: Hello, my name is Jenny I`m 19 years old brunette, living in Norway.

Stranger: hello Jenny

You: What is your name?

Stranger: Luke

You: I like it

Stranger: Where abouts in Norway do you live? is it any good?

You: Live on the east side

You: its cold in the winter

You: Buts sommer`s ok

You: summer*

Stranger: random questions?

You: What?

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 23

Stranger: What's your biggest secret?

You: Hmm

You: I fucked with my teacher once upon a time

Stranger: really

You: Have never told it too anybody

You: Yes

You: I was drunked

Stranger: nowhere better than to a stranger

Stranger: do you regret it?

You: Yes

Stranger: why?

You: Because he is a lot older than me

Stranger: what were your ages?

You: I like older boys, but not that old

You: I was 16 and he was 34

Stranger: norty. but i've been in a worse situation

Stranger: she was 14 and i was 21

Stranger: i was a part time teachers assistnat

Stranger: we didn't have sex

You: Oh

Stranger: but we were kiind of... not appropriate

You: Ag my friends are sleeping, not funny

You: ahh*

Stranger: they're sleeping now?

You: Yes the clock is 04:07 here

Stranger: wow

Stranger: it's only 3.08 here

You: Hehe

Stranger: do you think your teacher was a bad person?

You: Not really, but he was confused.And i said it was ok then when i was fucking me. But now...

Stranger: Where did it happen? In school?

You: No, i met him outside on a bar on my way home waaay to drunked, he said he could drive me home but in the car we started kissing and so on

Stranger: he sounds really naughty

You: Mhmmm

You: Well i started it, but i did not want to fuck i was drunked and he was kind driving me home and suddenly we laid in the back of his car..

Stranger: did he use protection?

You: i take P - Pills

Stranger: that's handy

Stranger: i bet he didn't bother asking

You: But he didnt know so yes he used prtection

You: He actually thinked of that

Stranger: oh ok

You: And you? wats your biggest secret?

You: whats*

Stranger: hm

Stranger: I think probably that i think i am sometimes turned on by some child porn

You: ...

You: Not very young like 4-5 years old?

Stranger: no.. not really

You: 14 - 15 i can understand...

Stranger: i would never say this to someone in real life

Stranger: but there's kind of 2 ages

Stranger: i'm basically talking about yeah, 14, 15 +

You: Ok

You: I can understand that

Stranger: but then also, part of me is curious about like 10,11 i guess

You: I think thats creapy

You: Sorry

Stranger: just because it's before they hit puberty, and it's just ... i son't know. different, interesting... but disgusting more than anything, the idea of it. i feel mixed up about it

Stranger: yeah me too

You:

Stranger: i think it's pretty weird

You: Everyone have some wierd fetish

Stranger: the only thing that makes me feel okay

Stranger: is that i know that the most important thing to me is that i would never take advantage of a kid or hurt them

Stranger: but i do have some mixed up shit

You: thats good

Stranger: it's not a major issue really. i fancy women too

You: Hihi

Stranger: i'm really glad i'm not one of those blokes who can't help fancying kids and can't do adult relationships

You: But can you see a pic of me and say hiw beautifuk I am from a scale from 1 to 10?

Stranger: what if the anser is 3?

Stranger: would you want me to say?

You: Yes i want you to be honniest

You:

You: But very many peoples say i am beautiful, but for all i know they can be lying

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: okay. i'll look

You: Ok, I`m uploading now, its me and one of my friends on my fathers boat Im to the right, the one with the smallest boobs

You: http://i44.tinypic.com/33f7v3m.jpg

You:

You: What do you think?

Stranger: I can't see your face very well

Stranger: You look really pretty though

Stranger: i'll give you a rating if i see your face

You: Thanks

You: i can upload a bether picture :9

You:

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i thought it was only fat old men that went on omegle. how many times have you been on here?

You: Not so many, I wast just bored and dont wanted too sleep

You: There you go; http://i40.tinypic.com/105woap.jpg

Stranger: you're on the right?

You: Yes

Stranger: you're so ugly!!!

Stranger: no not really

Stranger: you're pretty beautiful

Stranger: if 5 is normal, you're probably about 8 i'd say

You: Hihi

You: thanks

Stranger: do you pluck your eyebrows?

You: Yes

You:

Stranger: i like the natural look

Stranger: no make up

Stranger: maybe less eyebrow plucking?

You: Hmm, maybe

Stranger: i have't seen what they were like before but i think maybe a little bit less plucking?

Stranger: my girlfriend plucks her eyebrows

Stranger: probably more than you

You: I`ll think about it

Stranger: she's really pretty too

You:

Stranger: i think girls look prettiest when they aren't worrying about how they look

You: Can you show a picture of her?

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: how..

You: All girls are worrying about how they look ;D

You: Upload a picture

Stranger: some girls can't think about anything else though

You: How would you rate your girlfriend?

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: that's really hard

Stranger: i know all her imperfections

Stranger: probably about 8 at least

You:

You: You know?

You: I suddenly felt very horny ;D

You: And my boyfriend are so far away from me

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: how long have you been going out?

You: What do you mean?

You: 2 days since last time i masturbated if that was what you mean

Stranger: http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb7/fir...hers2/flops.jpg

Stranger: how many girls masturbate? about half?

You: Everyone does but many don`t tolk about it

You: talk*

You: was that your girlfriend?

Stranger: yes

You: She was pretty

Stranger: i took that photo about a month ago

Stranger: i'm a photographer

You: hehe, ok

Stranger: i'm very lucky : ) she's very pretty. she's also a good person, although she is very sensible and has had a very conventional upbringing

Stranger: she doesn't break the rules

You: Hihi

Stranger: she's a bit afraid of travelling and exlporing

You: exploring, like in sexual exploring?

Stranger: in every way

Stranger: like meeting new people, new places,

Stranger: anything that is not what she's used to

Stranger: she's a bit worried

You: Ok

Stranger: what do you think abotu when you masturbate?

You: Well, most of all my boyfriend

You: But i think that masturbate its much more psykologich that wanking is for a boy

Stranger: i think a bit more. but not much more

You: I also like to masturbate to the tought of beeing raped

Stranger: that's interesting

You: But i dont really want that

Stranger: what happens when you imagine it?

Stranger: what do you see?

Stranger: a stranger?

You: Yeah, like a high man dark hair strong arms...

You: A stranger like you ;D

Stranger: haha

Stranger: and what happens?

Stranger: is it different each time?

You: I actually reads on women forums too se what people getting horny on and trying new things every time i masturbate

You: And i have also fantasized about a greec boy who is a virgin verry shy and he lick my vagina..

You: Welll.....

Stranger: it's good to know that girls are naughty too

You: Hihi, most of them are but they just talk about it to people they know

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: how do you like to be licked?

You: My boyfriends its amazing!

You: He is very good in that, I am beeing wet hust of the thought

You: just*

Stranger: how does he do it? i want to know what you like..

You: Hmm

You: Just fast speed is imporant dont give the girl a brake. just lick lick and lick

You: important*

You: I am definatley very tired now ;D

Stranger: yeah me too. what're you doing tomorrow?

You: Henging out with friends, no school tomorow

You: And think I`m gonna meet my boyfriend

Stranger: haha yay

You:

You: An dyou?

You: you*

Stranger: i have to get up in 7 hours

Stranger: and go to a job interview

Stranger: i will film weddings

You: Cool

Stranger: you're an interesting person

You: Thanks

Stranger: pretty, open minded and i hope you sleep well

You: Hihi thanks

You: you seems like a nice person yourself

You: Have you ever licked your girlfriend? Did she liked it?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: it's her favourite thing

Stranger: i will make sure i don't give her a break next time

You: Does she came every time youre livking her?

Stranger: not every time. nearly

Stranger: almost every time

Stranger: sometimes she worries about things

You: Ohh, thats not so good

Stranger: can people hear her, or should she be doing something important

You: When you have sex, there should bee no worries

You: Ahh

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: the sun is coming

Stranger: up

Stranger: i've been speaking to you for ages!

Stranger: i'm going to bed

Stranger: sweet dreams x

You: Night

 

[Nopros]

Sorry for engelsken min;

 

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Stranger: hi

You: Can you do me a favor?

Stranger: sure

You: I`m so horny no i could die and my boyfriend is not here.

You: So, can you talk dirty too me while I`m masturbating

You: I need to fantasize about something

You: Or else i dont cum

You: Can you please do that?

Stranger: uhh

Stranger: well

Stranger: sure i can but like what do u want me to say/do

Stranger: like just be like "take that bitch" or like what

You: Yes, let me be youre personal sex slave

Stranger: asl?

You: 18 Female Norway

You: Want a pic of me?

Stranger: sure

You: I`m to the right;

You: http://i44.tinypic.com/33f7v3m.jpg

You: Can you get started now?

Stranger: .. ok.. first... slowly turn around...

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Haha, han ville vist ikke han

[Stallone]

Trudde du ville hjelpe meg jeg men men

 

 

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You: hi

Stranger: r u girl?

You: yea i am

Stranger: no kidding

You: can you help me?

Stranger: ok. how can i help you?

You: i need some one to talk too

Stranger: go ahead

You: its about my dad:(

Stranger: what happened

You: he raped me last nigth:(

Stranger: oh....

Stranger: im sorry to hear that

You: its so hard and i am crying all day long:(

Stranger: whrere are you from?

You: what should i do?

You: norway

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Endret 1. juni 2009 av Stallone

[KKake]

You: fuck i have cum all over my keyboard now

Stranger: lick it up

You: yuk

You: i wot lick up my own cum

Stranger: I would lick it up is wat i mean

You: my cum?

Stranger: yes

You: semen?

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HAHAHAHA, så jævlig genialt. Jeg elsker deg Olum!

[Nord-Skandinav]

Stranger: nobody doesn't too nothing either in webcam

Stranger: do'

You: i dont have cam=(

Stranger:

You: i know. i do at home, but im at my parents now

You: theyre not here tho

Stranger: :o

Stranger: when you go home`?

You: hmm

You: sunday maybe

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=(

[kris98]

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Stranger: h

Stranger: i

You: hi im twelve what is this

Stranger: are u male or female

You: girl :S

Stranger: porn

You: is that wehn girl and boy kiss? :S S:

Stranger: get off this website ur 2 young

You: No, im actually 54 and I live in my moms basement

You: Still interested?

Stranger: are u a guy

You: Yeah

Stranger: are u gay

You: Im so fucking male i've got 2 dicks

You: lol yeah

Stranger: can i suckone

You: you can suck both

Stranger: can i cum down ur throat

You: no, lol thats gay

Stranger: i want a 3sum with ur mom

You: lolololol

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Stranger: hi

You: hi im 12 what is this

Stranger: im 12 years old, what is this.

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You: lurk moar

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Stranger: oh /b/rother,, its been too long!

You: Trouly has

Stranger: epic win

You: 4chan needs more bandwith

You: nao

Stranger: agree'd

You: well, im off trolling some moar. later

Stranger: peace /b/ro

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Endret 6. juni 2009 av Mr.Graves

[Novocaine]

Så nærmt, men blir jo aldri noe på meg

 

Stranger: hi

You: hiiiiii

Stranger: from

You: 13/f/cali

You: u??

Stranger: norway

You: serri?

You: det er qlt da!

You: vi kan være venner ))

Stranger: ja

You: hva har du på deg?

Stranger: eg er naken

Stranger: tulla

You: heter du tulla??? er du jente? :OOO

You: kan vi ha sex?

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[Spissborgeren]

Stranger: hi

You: bye

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[Nopros]

4chan ftw...

 

 

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You: 4chan ftw

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[Nopros]

Morosamt..

 

 

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Stranger: 17 m macau

You: dickface

You: 15 f

Stranger: u wanna have sex wif me ?

You: Ehhh

You: sure

Stranger: how~

You: You pic anal/oral

You: Or just the usual stuf

Stranger: i like oral

You: Hihi me to

You: Wo i suck you then?

You: HOw long is you cock? In cm

Stranger: 16

You: !6 is goood

You: 16*

Stranger: i like get fuck in ur pussy

You: I'll promise to swallow all your sperm

Stranger: o really ?

Stranger: i'm shaking my dick now

You: Hihi

Stranger: u re so sexy girl

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[Nopros]

Mohaha, ikke morsomt.

 

 

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Stranger: hi

You: Hello

Stranger: asl?

You: 34/m/Omegles offices in California

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[Sk!ppy]

Mohaha, ikke morsomt.

 

 

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Stranger: hi

You: Hello

Stranger: asl?

You: 34/m/Omegles offices in California

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HAHA.. Så epic..

 

 

 

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Stranger: im 18 male,english and looking for a fun horny girl to go on webcam!

Stranger: ???

Stranger: asl

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You: 34/m/Omegles offices in California

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[Nopros]

Cyber sex...

 

 

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Stranger: english. 17. london. boy. looking for girl.

You: Haha

You: You look desperate

You: But you are lucky i am too

Stranger: i am very experienced

Stranger: but yeah going through a dry spot

Stranger: at the moment

You: ^^

Stranger: and need some pussy hehe

Stranger: can u make me horny

You: Hehe

Stranger: WAIT

Stranger: are you a girl?

You: I`m 15 btw

You: Yes haha

Stranger: interested?

You: Maybe

Stranger: 15 is old enough

You: Hehe

Stranger: are you feeling wet

You: NOt yet

You: But i am pratty horny right now

You: pretty*

Stranger: ok

Stranger: well im moving

Stranger: down ur body

Stranger: and feeling ur nickers

Stranger: and am about u fist

Stranger: ur wet slot

You: Hihi

Stranger: sometimes i lke puss slapping

Stranger: *pussy

You: i take of my skirt

Stranger: okayyy

Stranger: i take of my shorts

Stranger: im wearing boxers with superman on

You: Your penis is very hard

Stranger: its hard and ready to ejaculate

You: i can see your dick troo your boxers

Stranger: i have a cock full of cum to spread all over your boobs

You: Ahh

Stranger: im shoving my fist into your anal orifice

Stranger: and my head

You: Grr^^

Stranger: into ur pussy

Stranger: licking the shit out

Stranger: of that tight

You: Ahh, im superwet

Stranger: young pussy

You: Hihi, you hit the g-point

Stranger: yeah i fucking did

Stranger: now ive had enough

Stranger: im wiping my cock

Stranger: into that young face

Stranger: and smacking u with it

Stranger: several times

You: I sart sucking, livking

Stranger: SUCK BITCH

You: licking*

Stranger: suck it good

You: Im sucking for my life

You: I`m gona swallow all your sperm

You: i promise

Stranger: suck all my milk

Stranger: take it

Stranger: can i call my friends round

Stranger: to cum all over you too?

You: Yes

Stranger: ok my friends are coming round

Stranger: and cumming all over ur naked body

You: Yes yes yes ahhh

Stranger: all 27 of them

Stranger: with throbbing african dongs

You: Ohh

Stranger: 12 foot wonders

You: I got one dick in each hole

Stranger: YOU BETTER SWALLOW EVERY BIT OF THE CUM BITCH

Stranger: YOU BETTER FUCKING SWALLOW

Stranger: IT

You: Yes yes, i promise

Stranger: DONT U BREAK UR PROMISE

Stranger: BITCH

Stranger: i dont like liars

Stranger: i will punish u if u lie

You: I am swallowing

Stranger: by SLAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF UR PUSSY

You: ahhh

Stranger: so damn hard

You: That hurts, but i like it

Stranger: I dont care if it hurts

Stranger: your gnna fucking take it bitch

Stranger: ur gnna enjoy it

You: Ohh Sadomadocishm hihi

Stranger: and im gnna bite it

You: Im taking it ahhh

You: give it too me

Stranger: i will

Stranger: what does my dick look like now?

You: it looks like a nice dick

You: its so big :O

Stranger: how so, exactly

Stranger: its actually really small

Stranger: about 2 inches

You: oh, bad

Stranger: but i work well

You: hihi

Stranger: dont worry

Stranger: btw, would u be disconcerted

Stranger: if i told you

Stranger: i was not 17

Stranger: i was slightly older

You: but 12?

You: Hihi, i like older men

Stranger: 71?

You: Its like a fetish to me

Stranger: yeas older than 17

You: Oh, tats old hihi

Stranger: 88 hehe

Stranger: but i have viagra

Stranger: and all

Stranger:

You: Ahh, thats good

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